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Talking with Sherlock

So I had the unfortunate opportunity to have a conversation with Sherlock, my Nemesis, the other day. But he only spoke to me via gifs, what a dick. Here is our conversation….. It started with talking to my wife but then Sherlock had to butt in….

 

Sara: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THEN JERK
Sara: HOW DO I KNOW I CAN TRUST YOU ANYMORE!?
Me: Sorry, it didn’t pop into my head.
Me: I’m sorry
Sara:

That’s what I feel like right now
Me: Of course you do
I’m not surprise its Sherlock.
Sara: You DESERVE to look at Benedict cumberbatch
And imagine me holding hands with him… I’m THAT hurt
Me: Wow…. I’m sensing some anger here.
Sara:
Me: So are you just going to send me Sherlock gifs the whole day as pay back?
Sara:


Me: Really? more gifs……………………….
Sara: Lol

Pobrecito
Me: …………………………………
Sara:
Me: …


Sara:
Me: awful
Sara:
Me: I almost punched my monitor
Sherlock:
Me: The worst
Sherlock:
Me: Terrible.
Sherlock:
Me: I hate the internet
you have too much ammo
Sherlock:
Me: f#$%
Sherlock:
Me: Well, fuck you too Sherlock.
Sherlock:

Me: No its not, you fuck
Sherlock:
Me: Yes there is a problem ass face.
Sherlock:
Me: That’s what you think.
Sherlock:
Me: You look so gay with that hair.
Sherlock:

Me: gay
Sherlock:

Me: Stay out of this Dean!!!! And what am I jealous of, long curly hair? Guess what? My hair can be long curly too. I just don’t do it that way because its gay.
So there
Sherlock:

Me: I’m not sure where you going with that Sherlock but you look even worse with short hair.
Sherlock:
Me: Yeah right……
Sherlock:

Me: Oh yeah?
Feel like saying that to my face?
…………….
Didn’t think so, Cumberbitch!
Sherlock:

Me: You have no idea what’s in my brain, you d-bag!
Sherlock:
Me: No, that’s what’s going on in your head. Because you are gay.
Sherlock:

Me: First off, stay out of this John. I know you aren’t gay.
Me: Secondly, I don’t give a shit what kind of “opath” are you Sherlock
Sherlock:
Me: Sherlock, I watched that episode and you didn’t actually kiss Molly. That was someone’s theory and apparently THEY think you are straight. I know you are not.
Sherlock:

Me: Good come back, dummy.
Sherlock:
Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, you had to get your gay lover in on this conversation. By the way, who wears the pants in the relationship?
Sherlock:
Me: Well put. I thought you were smarter than that.
Sherlock:

Me: Your face is dull
Sherlock:
Me: I will wipe that smirk off of your shitty face.
Sherlock:
Me: You would give a fuck if I was right in front of you ready to kick your ass.
Sherlock:

Me: I’d rather have a mind that is barely used than a dick that’s NEVER used.
Sherlock:
Me: Fine then stop talking asshole. You keep saying things back. Go bang your boyfriend.
Sherlock:
Me: Yes? Did I offend you?
Sherlock:

Me: Right back at you, buddy!
Sherlock:
Me: False
Sherlock:
Me: Yes, I’ve been running lately. I’m surprised you couldn’t deduce that, you schmuck.
Sherlock:
Me: I have proof, you fuck. An Eyewitness!!!!! My friend Long.
Sherlock:
Me: Wow, ignoring evidence… What a shitty detective.
…………..
Oh I’m sorry, AMATEUR Detective.
Sherlock:
Me: What about this makes me an idiot? You know nothing about me, you dickhead.
Sherlock:
Me: ………………… Shithead
Sherlock:



Please inform your wife



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